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Canine Crusader

$ 15.00

SKU: DCM40-0049
Holy Kibble! It's the Canine Crusader! With his famous utility belt and bonarang, our hero guards the sleeping city at night from villians such as Catwoman. By day, he plays the fool to protect his secret identity. Um, please fill my Bat bowl.
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SuperDog

$ 15.00

SKU: DCM40-0037
Faster than a speeding bullet; able to leap tall sofas in a single bound. It's a plane, it's a bird, no it's Superdog! I will keep you safe, my human friends. The laws of your planet do not apply to me. I have a super sniffer! Up, up, and away!
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I Love To Swim

$ 15.00

SKU: DBM40-0046
I love to swim! In anything. I'll leap into mud puddles, mucky marshes, lakes, or your swimming pool. Toss me a ball and it's even better. I love those wet, swampy smells too. Best of all, unlike you, I get to skinny dip.
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Walk Me

$ 15.00

SKU: DBM40-0045
Can you take a hint? I've been cooped up all day and I'm restless and bored. Please take me for a walk to stretch our legs and smell the great outdoors. We might meet friends! Yes, I love you unconditionally, but you could use some exercise too.
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Dog Paddle

$ 15.00

SKU: DBM40-0044
My swimming stroke is so unique that humans named it after me: Dog Paddle. I like canoes and boats too. Anything that I can ride in with you. There's no guarantee I'll stay IN the boat. Better buckle on that life jacket.
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Wet Dog Dryer

$ 15.00

SKU: DBM40-0043
There's this human female who sings, "Shake it off!" That makes sense to me. Hair dryers are noisy. As a dog, I just want to crank up the jams and "shake, shake, shake" until everybody is wet. I'm the pup over there with good hair.
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Big Puppy Eyes

$ 15.00

SKU: DBM40-0041
I know how to melt your heart. I look up at you with my big, soulful puppy eyes and you cannot resist me. Science says that petting me increases your endorphins and positive feelings. I'm good for you! Now look into my eyes...
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Corn Dog

$ 15.00

SKU: DBM40-0040
Mmmm, who doesn't love a buttery ear of sweet corn? Deep fried is even better. It reminds humans of county fairs and summer fun. It reminds ME that my pup tummy is empty and growling like a wolf. Did you say picnic? When do we eat?
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Hunting Dog

$ 15.00

SKU: DBM40-0039
There are many breeds of hunting dogs for scenting, pointing, flushing, retrieving, even burrowing underground after prey. We have been helping humans hunt since cave days. It's exciting and fun. I guess that's why they call it "game".
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Fire Dog

$ 15.00

SKU: DBM40-0038
Firefighters are heroes. In the days of horse-drawn fire carts, a dog would run alongside the horses to protect them. These days, we fire dogs still guard the trucks and firehouse and we are symbols of firefighter courage. Yep, I'm a hero.
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Poodle Sweater

$ 15.00

SKU: DBM40-0034
When Elvis was King and the drugstore had a soda fountain, humans wore stuff called poodle skirts, poodle sweaters, even a poodle hair-do. Well, I'm a poodle and my fluffy fur-do is pretty fab, Daddy-O. I can twist, stroll, and hop too!
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Scurvy Dog

$ 15.00

SKU: DBM40-0029
Arrrrrgh, ye Scurvy Dog! I'm Captain Black Nose, the mighty buccaneer in search of hidden treasure. I don't need a map or even two eyes, my keen nose will guide me to a wealth of riches: all of which are edible, naturally.
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Yo Dawg

$ 15.00

SKU: DBM40-0028
What up? Just chillin' at my crib with my bone, bro. You dig? No, seriously, I mean DIG. We got to bury this bone in the backyard. It's what I do, homey. Okay, I gotta bounce. Lookin Fly in my shades and kicks. Peace Out.