I'm your sweet Angel Heart. I offer you my heart's devotion and I bring you good tidings of great joy with my doggie caroling. I guard you like an angel. But every time a bell rings, I don't get wings; I just salivate.
I'm your little angel. I can do no wrong. Okay, maybe I DO make messes or chew on stuff or eat things that aren't edible. But when I look at you with puppy eyes or cover your face with my juicy kisses, I get my halo back.
Dear Lord, please send your angel to protect my humans while they're away. I don't know where they go every day, but I miss them and I worry. Keep them safe and bring them home again soon. I can't work the can opener myself.