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Yes, humans call me a Weiner Dog and I'm adorable enough to eat, but actually, all dogs LOVE hot dogs! Watch any dog quiver with excitement when you offer a hot dog treat. I could gobble those dogs all day. Just hold the mustard, please.

There's this human female who sings, "Shake it off!" That makes sense to me. Hair dryers are noisy. As a dog, I just want to crank up the jams and "shake, shake, shake" until everybody is wet. I'm the pup over there with good hair.

What up? Just chillin' at my crib with my bone, bro. You dig? No, seriously, I mean DIG. We got to bury this bone in the backyard. It's what I do, homey. Okay, I gotta bounce. Lookin Fly in my shades and kicks. Peace Out.