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Fire Dog

$ 15.00

SKU: DBM40-0038
Firefighters are heroes. In the days of horse-drawn fire carts, a dog would run alongside the horses to protect them. These days, we fire dogs still guard the trucks and firehouse and we are symbols of firefighter courage. Yep, I'm a hero.
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Mailman Conquest

$ 15.00

SKU: DCM40-0008
This is my favorite doggie fantasy. I go postal on that intruder of a mail carrier and valiantly defend my territory. I don't just bite his leg, I rip it clean off and display my trophy proudly. Oh well, it's just a fantasy.
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On Guard

$ 15.00

SKU: DBM40-0001
I am vigilant in protecting my family. That's my job. As the family dog, I am always alert, on guard, watchful for any threat to my territory or loved ones. It's my badge of duty and honor. Then again, sometimes I bark for the fun of it.
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Pee-Mail - Enamel

$ 15.00

SKU: DCM40-0026
The fire hydrant is where I leave my liquid messages and receive the finely nuanced gossip of the neighborhood. Trees and bushes are useful too; but the fire hydrant is a timeless classic. Better than a smartphone.
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Pee-Mail - Silver

$ 15.00

SKU: DCM40-0019
The fire hydrant is where I leave my liquid messages and receive the finely nuanced gossip of the neighborhood. Trees and bushes are useful too; but the fire hydrant is a timeless classic. Better than a smartphone.
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Therapy Dog

$ 19.00

SKU: DCM40-0032
Therapy dogs bring comfort and joy to hospitals, nursing homes, and disasters. But I'm YOUR therapy dog. I sense your moods and prescribe wet kisses, hugs, and an extra dose of ME! Relax on my couch. The doctor is in.

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