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Poodle Sweater

$ 15.00

SKU: DBM40-0034
When Elvis was King and the drugstore had a soda fountain, humans wore stuff called poodle skirts, poodle sweaters, even a poodle hair-do. Well, I'm a poodle and my fluffy fur-do is pretty fab, Daddy-O. I can twist, stroll, and hop too!
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Scurvy Dog

$ 15.00

SKU: DBM40-0029
Arrrrrgh, ye Scurvy Dog! I'm Captain Black Nose, the mighty buccaneer in search of hidden treasure. I don't need a map or even two eyes, my keen nose will guide me to a wealth of riches: all of which are edible, naturally.
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Yo Dawg

$ 15.00

SKU: DBM40-0028
What up? Just chillin' at my crib with my bone, bro. You dig? No, seriously, I mean DIG. We got to bury this bone in the backyard. It's what I do, homey. Okay, I gotta bounce. Lookin Fly in my shades and kicks. Peace Out.
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Peanut Butter Puzzle

$ 15.00

SKU: DBM40-0027
This toy keeps me busy for hours. The outside is rubbery, bouncy, and chewy. My human fills the toy's hollow inside with sweet, sticky peanut butter which I try to reach with my tongue. I'm clever enough to lick this challenge!
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Kibble Time - Enamel

$ 15.00

SKU: DBM40-0024
Is it suppertime yet? I'm starving! Can't you see I'm just wasting away for lack of food? I haven't eaten for an hour and that's seven dog hours to me! Hear my tummy growling like a wolf? I'm needin' a feedin'!
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Princess Tiara - Bead

$ 15.00

SKU: DBM40-0018
I wear a tiara because I am royalty. I am pampered with treats and adored as I deserve. I wear a collar sparkling with beautiful jewelry. Of course I do. My throne is your lap. Please scratch my back. Yes. A little lower.
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Eau De Wet Dog

$ 19.00

SKU: DBM40-0017
I know your human scent and I have my own wonderful aroma, too. I roll in the grass, dirt and decay to preserve it. But I'm especially fragrant after a swim. Ah, the essence of a wet dog. Don't you wish you could bottle it?
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Spa Day

$ 15.00

SKU: DBM40-0016
Humans love a day of pampering and beauty treatments. For me, that should be every day! I can't get enough love, attention, and pampering. I'll tolerate the bath and grooming if there's lots of stroking and food involved!
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Ain't Too Proud To Beg

$ 15.00

SKU: DBM40-0015
Okay, I admit it. I have zero shame. When it comes to food, I'll beg, plead, sneak, steal or use my big puppy eyes. I'll watch every mouthful you take with renewed hope. Do you really love me? Then toss me a morsel. Pleeeeease?
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Love To Ride

$ 19.00

SKU: DBM40-0014
I hear your car keys jingle and I get so excited! I love to ride in the car. Oh please roll down the window so I can sniff the air and feel the wind flap my ears. The destination doesn't matter, it's the journey that counts.
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Our Baby

$ 19.00

SKU: DBM40-0012
Yes I am. I'm your cuddly, snuggly, furry little baby with a wagging tail and wet kisses. I even love baby toys. Other proud parents may show off photos of their human kids, but you show pictures of me. Your baby with paws.
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The Good Life

$ 15.00

SKU: DBM40-0011
Humans like to say "Live, Laugh, Love." I guess you don't do enough of each. But we dogs know the true fulfillment of the good life : "Eat, Sleep, Poop." What else is there? Okay, maybe play. But we got the top priorities.
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Home Sweet Home

$ 19.00

SKU: DBM40-0010
There's no place like home. Whether it's a basket, a rug by the fireplace, or a little house of my own, I love home. Being in the doghouse is a good thing. Unless you're not there, then I sit by the door and wait for your return.
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Shaken Not Stirred

$ 15.00

SKU: DBM40-0009
Of course I'm as suave and dashing as 007. I'll take on other dogs five times my size! I'm a popular lover too. So, if you please, I'll take my toilet water shaken but not stirred, with a garnish of doggie biscuit. Thanks.
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I Eat Homework

$ 15.00

SKU: DBM40-0005
Kids have been blaming me for years for eating their homework. But now I confess, it's true. I eat everything! So if the human child uses me as their excuse, please believe them. I truly DID eat their homework.
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Kibble Time - Silver

$ 15.00

SKU: DBM40-0002
Is it suppertime yet? I'm starving! Can't you see I'm just wasting away for lack of food? I haven't eaten for an hour and that's seven dog hours to me! Hear my tummy growling like a wolf? I'm needin' a feedin'!
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On Guard

$ 15.00

SKU: DBM40-0001
I am vigilant in protecting my family. That's my job. As the family dog, I am always alert, on guard, watchful for any threat to my territory or loved ones. It's my badge of duty and honor. Then again, sometimes I bark for the fun of it.
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Lucky Dog

$ 15.00

SKU: DBM33-0001
Yes, I'm a lucky dog. I'm well-fed, warm, healthy, and loved. I'm your lucky charm too. Who needs a silly rabbit's foot or four-leaf clover when you have ME? Rub my head for luck. And I'm not a wee bit Irish.
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Pup-O-Lantern

$ 15.00

SKU: DBM32-0003
A good, spooky Halloween is lit by the flickering glow of a carved pumpkin. My doggie face is too cute and sweet to be scary; but my eyes DO glow in the dark. That's kinda scary, right? Happy Halloween!
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Count Dogula

$ 15.00

SKU: DBM32-0002
I am a creature of the night, prowling on silent paws to secure my prey. My fangs are long and sharp. Beware! My bite is far worse than my bark. I am the dark and sophisticated predator of legend. Well, dogs dream too.
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Tricks For Treats

$ 15.00

SKU: DBM32-0001
Humans say "Trick or Treat!" But I have learned to perform many tricks FOR treats! I'll do anything you want: sit, roll over, shake hands, play dead, just as long as there's a tasty reward. I'll even chew holes in a bedsheet.
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Santa Paws - Enamel

$ 15.00

SKU: DBM30-0009
You love me more than that jolly fat human with the white beard. You even dress me up in silly costumes. But I am Santa Paws and I bring you gifts of playfulness, companionship, and a sleigh full of unconditional love.
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Reindog

$ 15.00

SKU: DBM30-0008
Why would Santa use reindeer to pull his sled? Dogs are much better! We pups are eager to help you with everything! Okay, it's not necessary to literally put antlers on my head. You've got this thing about dressing me up, don't you?
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Santa Paws - Silver

$ 15.00

SKU: DBM30-0006
You love me more than that jolly fat human with the white beard. You even dress me up in silly costumes. But I am Santa Paws and I bring you gifts of playfulness, companionship, and a sleighful of unconditional love.
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Snowpup

$ 15.00

SKU: DBM30-0005
Who needs a human snowman when you can make an image of ME? In fact, if you'll let me outside in the yard, I'll christen your snowpup with my own special yellow snow. It's a nice finishing touch, yes?
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Just What I Wanted

$ 15.00

SKU: DBM30-0004
Look at those pretty packages under that tree. I wonder what it all means? Humans do odd and interesting things. What's inside? Something for ME? Something to eat? How did you know? Just what I always wanted!
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Bulbs & Bone

$ 15.00

SKU: DBM30-0003
I know you put this tree up for me, though I can't figure out why. Maybe it's all the shiny things to knock off and chase. Or maybe it's that yummy pine-flavored water at the base. But I know it's for me. See the top?
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Support Our Troops - Bead

$ 19.00

SKU: DBM27-0001
I know all about waiting for somebody you love to come home. It seems like forever. But when you return, what joy! A yellow ribbon is for our brave family that's away and for their welcome home. Makes me wanna do a happy dance!
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Fight Breast Cancer - Bead

$ 19.00

SKU: DBM26-0001
About 1 in 8 women (12%) will develop invasive breast cancer in their lifetime. I don't want to lose you. But my growls and teeth can't protect you from this harm. Awareness helps. I'll wear a pink ribbon. Please take care of yourself.
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Rescue Retriever

$ 15.00

SKU: DBM25-0002
I've got a superhero nose! I can find my humans who are lost or missing with just a whiff of their scent. Of course this also takes special training and my human partner. And I wear a vest instead of a cape. But I got that Bat-sniffer!
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Rescue And Be Rescued

$ 15.00

SKU: DBM25-0001
I am a Rescue Dog. My family saved me from a life of cruel neglect or worse and gave me a home full of love and care. So I rescue them back. How can they be unhappy or lonely when I shower them with devotion and eager kisses?
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Buddha Pup

$ 15.00

SKU: DBM22-0003
Humans are always in a hurry. They need to learn to chill out like us dogs. I am the Buddha Pup and I am mellow. My yoga is scratching, my meditation is chewing, and my mantra is "ruff ruff". I have learned to Just Paws.
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Laughing Buddha

$ 15.00

SKU: DBM22-0002
This jolly monk is not Gautama Buddha, but he is admired for his happiness and wisdom of contentment. Folklore says if you rub his belly it will bring good luck and prosperity. That works if you rub my fat belly too !
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Star Of David

$ 15.00

SKU: DBM21-0001
I know that my human family is Jewish. I see the Mezuzah on the door and their observance of Shabbat. I also wear this Star of David on my collar because my family is proud of their heritage. I try to eat only kosher squirrels.
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Angel Heart

$ 15.00

SKU: DBM20-0008
I'm your sweet Angel Heart. I offer you my heart's devotion and I bring you good tidings of great joy with my doggie caroling. I guard you like an angel. But every time a bell rings, I don't get wings; I just salivate.
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Church Window

$ 15.00

SKU: DBM20-0007
Contrary to myth, we dogs can see color. We are dichromats, meaning we see two colors: yellow and blue. Just like human red-green color blindness, So I can't fully appreciate this stained glass window, but I know it's important. I was told "Shhh."
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Guardian Angel

$ 15.00

SKU: DBM20-0006
Dear Lord, please send your angel to protect my humans while they're away. I don't know where they go every day, but I miss them and I worry. Keep them safe and bring them home again soon. I can't work the can opener myself.
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Angel Pup

$ 15.00

SKU: DBM20-0005
I'm your little angel. I can do no wrong. Okay, maybe I DO make messes or chew on stuff or eat things that aren't edible. But when I look at you with puppy eyes or cover your face with my juicy kisses, I get my halo back.
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Patron Saint

$ 15.00

SKU: DBM20-0004
There are several spellings to this saint's name; but he is the Patron of dogs and of people who are falsely accused. When he fell ill, he was sustained by his dog who brought him food. That's a miracle. What dog wouldn't eat it himself?
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My Saviour

$ 19.00

SKU: DBM20-0002
My human family wears the symbol of the Christian cross to daily remind them of God's love and His sacrifice. I also wear a cross. It reminds me that I too was saved, and I am loved unconditionally.