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"The Good Life" Starter Collection (Collar)

$ 100.00

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Humans like to say "Live, Laugh, Love." I guess you don't do enough of each. But we dogs know the true fulfillment of the good life : "Eat, Sleep, Poop." What else is there? Okay, maybe play. But we got the top priorities. Pups vary in breed, so these fine collars come in various sizes and colors. Each collar is crafted from comfortable quality leather. Charms Include: The Good Life; Kibble Time; Home Sweet Home; High Value Treat Not sure what size collar your pup needs? Here is some sizing help! The size range listed represents the minimum to maximum circumference range. 12" Collar • 8 - 10.5" (20 - 26.5 cm)14" Collar • 9.75 - 12" (25 - 30.5 cm)16" Collar • 11 - 14" (28 - 35.5 cm)18" Collar • 13.25 - 16" (33.5 - 40.5 cm)20" Collar • 14.5 - 18" (37 - 45.5 cm)22" Collar • 16 - 19.5" (40.5 - 49.5 cm) (DBM40-0011, DBM40-0024, DBM40-0010, DCM12-0004, DRT)
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Captain Frisbee

$ 15.00

SKU: DCM41-0006
I can soar like a Superhero when you toss that Frisbee for me to catch. All the humans stop and watch in amazement. I time each leap perfectly and snatch that gliding disc from the air like a superstar. I think I'm ready to save the world.
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Frisbee Champ

$ 19.00

SKU: DCM41-0001
I love playing catch. At the park or at the beach, when you let that Frisbee sail I'm off and running. I've gotten really good at nabbing that Frisbee mid-flight. Air Jordan has nothin' on me, baby! I got mad skills!
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Drinks On Me

$ 15.00

SKU: DCM40-0048
Dive in, the drinks are on me! I've tried many libations from many vessels; but the cocktail in this porcelain bowl is very refreshing. Tangy yet smooth, with notes that inger on the tonguge. This drink goes straight to my head.
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Pooper Scooper

$ 19.00

SKU: DCM40-0031
When you gotta go, you gotta go! Except in the house, of course. If tidiness is next to Godliness, then you must be a saint by now. You scoop the yard clean and the sidewalk on our walks. I've got the better end of this deal.
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Doggie Diploma

$ 19.00

SKU: DCM40-0030
Come. Sit. Stay. Down. These are tough classes I'm taking. There are fun courses too like fetch, catch, and shake. Of course, I'll do anything to please you... and get a treat. I think I'll work toward my doctorate in Doggie Obedience.
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Pee-Mail - Enamel

$ 15.00

SKU: DCM40-0026
The fire hydrant is where I leave my liquid messages and receive the finely nuanced gossip of the neighborhood. Trees and bushes are useful too; but the fire hydrant is a timeless classic. Better than a smartphone.
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Bone To Pick

$ 15.00

SKU: DCM40-0025
Usually this phrase means a problem for humans; but for us dogs, a "bone to pick" is the happiest news of all. I love to rest in the cool shade of my doghouse and pick that bone all day. The very picture of canine contentment. Are you jealous?
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Princess Tiara - Charm

$ 19.00

SKU: DCM40-0023
I wear a tiara because I am royalty. I am pampered with treats and adored as I deserve. I wear a collar sparkling with beautiful jewelry. Of course I do. My throne is your lap. Please scratch my back. Yes. A little lower.
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Cone Of Shame

$ 19.00

SKU: DCM40-0022
I do not like this uncomfortable collar. You've dressed me in some odd things, but this beats all. I've heard this thing is also called a pet lamp shade or pet radar dish. What do you mean it's for my own good?
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Sweet Fragrance

$ 19.00

SKU: DCM40-0020
Supposedly the woman who inspired the Taj Mahal was the muse for this perfume. It has notes of vanilla, incense and rose. I, too, have a memorable canine odor that has notes of pond scum, decayed leaves and skunk. I see it makes your eyes water.
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Pee-Mail - Silver

$ 15.00

SKU: DCM40-0019
The fire hydrant is where I leave my liquid messages and receive the finely nuanced gossip of the neighborhood. Trees and bushes are useful too; but the fire hydrant is a timeless classic. Better than a smartphone.
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Jimmy Chew

$ 19.00

SKU: DCM40-0013
I heard the brand name of your favorite shoes includes the word "chew". That makes total sense to me. Why waste these excellent items decorating your feet, when they can be enjoyed for their superior flavor and chewiness.
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Mailman Conquest

$ 15.00

SKU: DCM40-0008
This is my favorite doggie fantasy. I go postal on that intruder of a mail carrier and valiantly defend my territory. I don't just bite his leg, I rip it clean off and display my trophy proudly. Oh well, it's just a fantasy.
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Dog Whistle

$ 15.00

SKU: DCM40-0004
Humans can only hear up to 20 kHz. But I can hear in the ultrasonic range up to 45 kHz (a cat can reach 64 kHz). This whistle may sound silent to you, but it's loud to me. Make you worried? Maybe I can hear your thoughts too.
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Bunny Slipper Chew

$ 19.00

SKU: DCM40-0003
I know your toes get cold, but these furry slippers have a better purpose. They have an excellent mouth feel and good texture for my doggie teeth. Well, it's shaped like a rabbit for pity's sake. That's prey in my book.
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High Value Treat

$ 29.00

SKU: DCM12-0004
There's your average, everyday treat, and then there's your gourmet, delicacy, high value treat. I'm talkin' hot dogs, chicken skin, hamburger type treats! Or a really great bone that's worth burying. Like pirate treasure.
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Rawhide Chew

$ 19.00

SKU: DCM12-0003
This knotted roll of leather can keep me busy chewing and gnawing for hours, and it tastes like cow! Better than a shoe. And you know I love chewing shoes! So, "rollin' rollin' rollin', keep them doggies rollin', rawhide!"