I heard the brand name of your favorite shoes includes the word "chew". That makes total sense to me. Why waste these excellent items decorating your feet, when they can be enjoyed for their superior flavor and chewiness.
I know your toes get cold, but these furry slippers have a better purpose. They have an excellent mouth feel and good texture for my doggie teeth. Well, it's shaped like a rabbit for pity's sake. That's prey in my book.