My humans sing about Santa's list and "naughty or nice". But when we dogs hear the word GNAW, we get hungry for a juicy bone. Treats and bones make everything better. That circle of holly on your door? Pointless. Needs a bone.
I'm really good at licking. Some say I can't control my licker; but I say it's my all-purpose doggie taster and kisser. The Holidays bring lots of lickers, like icing and candy canes. I prefer meat to sweet, so I'll take mine bone-flavored.
It's my first doggie Christmas! There's so much excitement and new stuff like this tree with all kinds of fascinating, shiny objects dangling from the branches. I recognize some balls. Can I knock one off and chase it? Oops, it shattered.
Every snowflake is unique. So is every dog. And I am extra special `cuz my eyes light up only for you and you can do no wrong. This is also how I see snowflakes, all objects, and life itself: a wonderful world of treats!
Bells are ringing and humans are singing. I don't understand but it's very exciting. There's a lot more interesting aromas these days too. But the best part is being with you. I am your gift of wiggly joy. I'm really good at making joyful noise!
You love me more than that jolly fat human with the white beard. You even dress me up in silly costumes. But I am Santa Paws and I bring you gifts of playfulness, companionship, and a sleigh full of unconditional love.
Why would Santa use reindeer to pull his sled? Dogs are much better! We pups are eager to help you with everything! Okay, it's not necessary to literally put antlers on my head. You've got this thing about dressing me up, don't you?
You love me more than that jolly fat human with the white beard. You even dress me up in silly costumes. But I am Santa Paws and I bring you gifts of playfulness, companionship, and a sleighful of unconditional love.
Look at those pretty packages under that tree. I wonder what it all means? Humans do odd and interesting things. What's inside? Something for ME? Something to eat? How did you know? Just what I always wanted!
I know you put this tree up for me, though I can't figure out why. Maybe it's all the shiny things to knock off and chase. Or maybe it's that yummy pine-flavored water at the base. But I know it's for me. See the top?