Why are you hiding eggs around the house and yard? Is this a fun game? It might be more fun if you hid hot dogs and doggie biscuits for me to find. Or better yet just give them to me. Oh yeah, I chased that rabbit off.
My humans sing about Santa's list and "naughty or nice". But when we dogs hear the word GNAW, we get hungry for a juicy bone. Treats and bones make everything better. That circle of holly on your door? Pointless. Needs a bone.
I'm really good at licking. Some say I can't control my licker; but I say it's my all-purpose doggie taster and kisser. The Holidays bring lots of lickers, like icing and candy canes. I prefer meat to sweet, so I'll take mine bone-flavored.
It's my first doggie Christmas! There's so much excitement and new stuff like this tree with all kinds of fascinating, shiny objects dangling from the branches. I recognize some balls. Can I knock one off and chase it? Oops, it shattered.
You love me more than that jolly fat human with the white beard. You even dress me up in silly costumes. But I am Santa Paws and I bring you gifts of playfulness, companionship, and a sleigh full of unconditional love.