Arrrrrgh, ye Scurvy Dog! I'm Captain Black Nose, the mighty buccaneer in search of hidden treasure. I don't need a map or even two eyes, my keen nose will guide me to a wealth of riches: all of which are edible, naturally.
Therapy dogs bring comfort and joy to hospitals, nursing homes, and disasters. But I'm YOUR therapy dog. I sense your moods and prescribe wet kisses, hugs, and an extra dose of ME! Relax on my couch. The doctor is in.